A minister and a priest, both looking for a quick nine, were checking in at the same time and decided to play together.
On the 4th hole, the minister asks, "What do you think would be good for this one?"
The priest suggests using an iron, "... at least, that'd be my choice."
"Good idea, that and pray," joked the minister.
The minister takes a swing but manages to only hit the ball a few feet in front of him.
"Wow," said the priest, "when praying in my church, we always try to keep our heads down."
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