| Two friends are preparing to begin their round ...
The first says to the other, "Hey Joe, I bet you've never seen a ball like this before." He reaches into his golf bag and pulls out a green golf ball.
"A 'green' ball? Isn't that an easy one to lose?" replies Joe.
"Oh, but you cannot lose THIS ball," says his friend.
Dumbfounded, Joe asks "What do you mean you can't lose it?!"
The first golfer explains, "If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound; if you hit it into the water, it produces bubbles; and when you hit it onto the fairway ... it begins to smoke so you can easily zero-in on its exact location. Joe, you can NOT lose this ball."
Joe obviously finds this all too hard to believe, but the first man proceeds to demonstrate the many possibilities.
Duly impressed, "Wow! That's amazing!" Joe asks, "Where'd you get it?!"
His friend replies, "I found it."
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