If it wasn't for the great golf jokes, much of our time might be spent cursing!
We love it! We hate it! Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!
Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!
While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.
Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles. Keep them coming!
Do you have a joke to share? Please contact us.
|Today's Golf Joke|
|Mildred, fed up with trying to learn golf from her friends, hired an officially sanctioned LPGA instructor, Susan, for lessons.
"To start off, let's take a few swings without hitting the ball," said Susan.
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS ... I GIVE UP!" screamed Mildred, as she threw down her club and stormed off.
"What's wrong?" asked Susan.
"I ALREADY 'KNOW' HOW TO DO THAT!"
|"The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face."|
- Jack Nicklaus
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