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Michiana Golf :: Serving Golfers in Northwestern Indiana / Southwestern MichiganWe love it! We hate it!  Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!

Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!

While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.

Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles.  Keep them coming!

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Today's Golf Joke
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: "We've been waiting for 15 minutes for them to play through!"

Doctor: "I've never seen such ineptitude! What's with these guys?"

Priest: "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

Priest: "Say George, what's the story with that group ahead of us? They're really slow!"

George: "Oh yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free."

The group was silent for a moment.

Priest: "That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them tonight."

Doctor: "Great idea ... I'll contact my ophthalmologist buddy to see if there's anything he can do for them."

Engineer: "How about having them play at night?"


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