February 8, 2010
"Golf's three ugliest words: 'Still your shot.'" Dave Marr
Site Resources
Newsletter
Golf Specials
Pro Shop
Golf Courses
Downloads
Golf Calendar
Play Online
Golf Tips
Area Services
Golf Jokes
About Us
Golf News
Contact Us
Golf Survey
Advertising
Home Page
Help for Courses
Help for Charities

Golf Headlines

Move Over Mickelson

Welcome to the eight week challenge – week one – mobility

Investing wisely in your game – Week 3

Verplank, Na play ways into Match Play

Stricker wins Northern Trust, moves to No. 2

Photos of the Week

Quotes of the Week

Visit our Golf News page for the latest!

If it wasn't for the great golf jokes, a good deal of our time on the links might be spent cursing!

Michiana Golf :: Serving Golfers in Northwestern Indiana / Southwestern MichiganWe love it!  We hate it!  Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!

Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!

While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.

Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles.  Keep them coming!

Do you have a joke to share?  Please contact us.

Today's Golf Joke
Two life-long friends, Rick and Ted, were playing their regular weekly golf game.

Rick slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine and grabs his 8-iron before climbing down the embankment — in search of his lost ball.

Quite overgrown, Rick diligently searches for several minutes before he spots something shiny.

Rick soon realizes that the shiny object isn't his ball, but what was left of a rusting 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton; lying near an old golf ball.

In a nervous voice, calling out to his golf partner, Rick shouts "Hey Ted, I got some serious trouble here."

Ted runs over to the edge of the ravine, "What's the matter Rick?"

Rick shouts back "Throw me a 7-iron, I can't possibly get out of here with an 8."


Bonus Humor
"If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in serious trouble."

- Unknown



Submissions grant MichianaGolf.com publishing rights.



Newsletter  ||  Golf Specials  ||  Pro Shop  ||  Golf Courses
Golf Downloads  ||  Golf Calendar  ||  Play Online  ||  Golf Tips
Area Services  ||  Golf Jokes  ||  About  ||  Golf News  ||  Contact
Advertising  ||  Home Page  ||  Help for Courses  ||  Help for Charities

MichianaGolf.com
PO Box 465, St. Joseph, Michigan 49085

"Where surfing the 'net CAN help your golf game!"

Privacy Statement / Usage Terms and Conditions

 

Member:
The Southwest Michigan Business & Tourism Directory
Today's Pick


Noble Hawk
Golf Links,
Kendallville,
Indiana

Site Sponsors
Become a
Site Sponsor!

MichianaGolf.com - Golf Website Award Winner
© 1999-2010
MichianaGolf.com
All rights reserved.

Design By
Lighthouse Colorprint
(269) 428-7062
Michiana Golf :: Serving Golfers in NW Indiana / SW Michigan
Michiana Golf :: Serving Golfers in Northwest Indiana / Southwest Michigan
Click here for Mary's City of David