|Two life-long friends, Rick and Ted, were playing their regular weekly golf game.
Rick slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine and grabs his 8-iron before climbing down the embankment -- in search of his lost ball.
Quite overgrown, Rick diligently searches for several minutes before he spots something shiny.
Rick soon realizes that the shiny object isn't his ball, but what was left of a rusting 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton; lying near an old golf ball.
In a nervous voice, calling out to his golf partner, Rick shouts "Hey Ted, I got some serious trouble here."
Ted runs over to the edge of the ravine, "What's the matter Rick?"
Rick shouts back "Throw me a 7-iron, I can't possibly get out of here with an 8."