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Michiana Golf :: Serving Golfers in Northwestern Indiana / Southwestern MichiganWe love it! We hate it!  Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!

Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!

While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.

Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles.  Keep them coming!

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Today's Golf Joke
During a rather dry Midwestern summer, a golfer hit a drive which landed on top of an anthill.

Instead of moving the ball, and taking a penalty, the golfer decided to hit it where it lay, giving it a tremendous swing.

Clouds of dirt and ants exploded from the mound, everything but his golf ball. There it sat in the exact same spot.

So the golfer lined-up again and took another shot. The golf ball didn't so much as wobble.

Two ants survived the onslaught. One dazed ant asked the other, "What are we going to do if he takes another swing?"

The other said, "I don't know about you, but I'm getting on that ball."


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