|There was a golf course that specialized in senior citizen caddies ...
After completing a round, the pro asked one golfer, "So, how did your caddie work out?" The man replied, "He was nice enough, but he couldn't see very well to follow the ball." "I'm sorry to hear that," said the pro, "Come back next week and I'll be sure you get a caddie that can see far enough."
A week later, the man showed up and the pro introduced him to Sid, his 80-year old caddie. "Are you sure he can see?" asked the man. "Absolutely," replied the pro, "Sid here has nearly perfect vision!"
So off they went to the first tee. The man hit his drive and said to Sid the caddie, "Did you see that?" "I sure did!" said the caddie.
They walked together down the fairway and the man asked his caddie, "Well, where did my ball go Sid?" The caddie replied, "Ball? Where are we?"