Golf Jokes :: Michiana Golf

If it wasn't for the great golf jokes, a good deal of our time on the links might be spent cursing!

We love it! We hate it! Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!

Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!

While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.

Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles. Keep them coming!

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Today's Golf Joke

A woman orders an obituary notice, in memory of her recently deceased husband, from the local newspaper office ...

The obituary editor tells her that the fee is 50¢ per word.

She pauses, reflects, and says, "Well then, let it read: 'James Thompson died.'"

Amused by the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there's a seven-word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and says, "In that case, let it read: 'James Thompson died: golf clubs for sale.'"

Bonus Humor

"If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game would be played far better than it is."

- Horace Hutchinson

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If it wasn't for the great golf jokes, a good deal of our time on the links might be spent cursing!